poemy

A word or phrase that sounds like it could belong to a poem

"The rain smelled like rain-scented perfume" is a very poemy line from the poem "Spring."

Also poemy:

I sing a song and my troubles go away- they melt away like the snow of yesterday

The minty fresh grass is sparkling from the previous night's rain

by PoemyHomeyInTheHouse November 22, 2010

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

pommy bastard

Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.

Shut up ya pommy bastard!!

by gladi June 28, 2008

poem hub

what autocorrect used to change "pornhub" to. the source of frustration for hundreds of thousands of teenagers as they touched the screens of their iphones with their defiled fingers once again to fix this error.

I was trying to watch some god damn porn but autocorrect fucked me and I ended up looking up "poem hub"

by titblaster69 February 1, 2014

Pokemymom

the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters

I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.

by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009

poemission

The spontaneous emission or burst of poetry, especially when spoken aloud in a stream of consciousness.

His mind sparked by the fine whiskey and good company, a poemission erupted that revealed his genuine adoration of the complicated yet complementary nature of womanhood.

by Dan Rice February 23, 2008