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A challenge akin to "No Shave November" except that in this challenge, an individual must not masturbate for the month of November. You can, however, engage in sexual intercourse with your girlfriend or wife during this time period, if you have one.
"Are you going to be participating in No Shave November this month?"

"No man, it's all about No Nut November"
by bicboi6969696969 November 03, 2011
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Abstaining from masterbating or sexual activities of any kind during the month of November as a true test of willpower as well as totally boosting you testosterone to get some sick gains, again no you cannot bang your wife or girlfriend that defeats the whole fucking purpose.
Massive bro 1 " yo bro how did you up your bench by 10 pounds so quick?"
Massive bro 2 "it's day 18 of no nut November bro I am packed to the brim with sexual frustration."
by Meat heads of the bay November 18, 2017
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A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November
nibba : did you fail no nut november?
nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december
by DjDorian1 November 19, 2017
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A challenge where a group of males must not masturbate (or at least climax whilst masturbating - you can choke the chicken, as long as you don't ejaculate) for the entirety of the month of November. You may, however, engage is sexual intercource with your girlfriend/wife. It has been heavily meme-ified, and with good reason. It is said that upon completing No Nut November that you will reach a spiritual climax, full sensory control, and levitation abilities. But that is said to only be the beggining. Some reach a few days, maybe even a couple of weeks. But no recorded male in the history of the world (that regularly masturbates) has completed No Nut November. We await some champion of endurance and self-control to inspire us all to finish the challenge.
"How's No Nut November coming?" (See what I did there?)
"Not so good. I've been having serious withdrawal symptoms..."
by The Meme Regime November 21, 2017
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In which men become gods and gods become mere men.


Don’t wank for a month

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw.
Man: hey how u doing with no nut November

God: d o n t l o o k a t m e I n u t t e d

Man: even I lasted longer then that

God: you have taken my place child
by A loving cunt December 21, 2017
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The challenge that throughout the entirety of November you aren't allowed to eat any form of nut, e.g. almonds. It is often tradition to feast entirely on nuts on December 1st for partakers, and victors, of this challenge.
"I'm really craving some nuts right now"
"But it's No Nut November, I know you can pull through until December. It will be worth it when you feast upon the December 1st nuts."
by Nuttier nuts November 07, 2017
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A very hard challenge in the year 2017, no one with a dick is allowed to cum although it is 3 strikes your out.

:fun fact: the world almost entered another ice age from no heat from people(normally men) who beat their meat during no nut November
I learned to levitate for about 5 seconds during no nut November although my strength has become less and I can only lift 5 pounds
by Boiiwantthisusername April 20, 2018
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