7 definition by The Pat Masta Flex

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won't stay in one fucking palce

Mario done got pissed when that bitch Princess Peach wasn't there so he could lay pipe (get it? He's a plumber).

the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters

I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.

by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

by The Pat Masta Flex April 06, 2009

v- the act oh being high in Ohio.

Joe was ohHIGHoh in Ohio

by The Pat Masta Flex April 08, 2009

to want to fuck her

the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.

noun- a very scary woman

Nicole Kidman scares the shit outta me.

by The Pat Masta Flex March 31, 2009

cheap fleshlight

i stuck my wiener in that nerf football.