its when you go to the mall and see these guys around 20 years old or older playing Pokemon and having McDonalds and eating really loudly and it sounds like nom nom nom. and you are standing by going. "they look like my little brother at home...."

so i went to the mall yesterday and these guys were alll pokemonomnomnom

thats horrible! but were they cute.

darling any guy over the age of 15 playing Pokemon is most definitely not cute.

you got that right!

pokemonomnomnom by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011

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Pokémom

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.

A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom

Pokémom by User_7 October 5, 2008

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pokemom

getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her

kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh

pokemom by legit dictionary August 11, 2016

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Pokemom

Pokemom

Version of the game your friend wants to play with your moms.

Ok boys, I’m going to go play pokemom ith your mother back here right quick.

The only Pokémon I play is pokemom.

Pokemom by ChristianX13X May 14, 2019

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