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I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.
Pokemymom by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009
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Jamaican that loves other men.
How do you call gay jamaican?
Pokememon.
pokememon by Protonefri March 17, 2009
a fat, ugly chick who thinks she looks good.
you see that pokeymon smiling at you
pokeymon by patty, noemy October 20, 2005

pokemonomnomnom 

its when you go to the mall and see these guys around 20 years old or older playing Pokemon and having McDonalds and eating really loudly and it sounds like nom nom nom. and you are standing by going. "they look like my little brother at home...."
so i went to the mall yesterday and these guys were alll pokemonomnomnom

thats horrible! but were they cute.

darling any guy over the age of 15 playing Pokemon is most definitely not cute.

you got that right!
pokemonomnomnom by ninjadrewzers:) January 2, 2011

Pokémom 

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.
A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom
Pokémom by User_7 October 5, 2008
getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her
kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh
pokemom by legit dictionary August 11, 2016
Pokemom

Version of the game your friend wants to play with your moms.
Ok boys, I’m going to go play pokemom ith your mother back here right quick.

The only Pokémon I play is pokemom.
Pokemom by ChristianX13X May 14, 2019
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