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plurmp

The sound a poop makes when it hits the toilet water.
Hnnng....plurmp!
by Plepson February 6, 2017
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Plump Sister

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019
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Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.
Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.
by Eddy July 30, 2007
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el plumpino

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.
"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"
by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008
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Plurped

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011
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Plump

Thic, juicy and soft. It can be a statement or a compliment
"Oh Janelle you are looking really plump lately"
by Island boi23 June 18, 2017
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festively plump

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'
by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006
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