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The phrase "hnnng" is a form of onomatopoeia used in context when a person sees a very sexually attractive person of the other gender, or same. I personally like to think of it as the sound a young woman makes just as she feels her ovaries are going to burst from being over exposed to excessive sexual hotness. It helps to sound it out. "hnnng-ahhh" I like to add the gasp at the end for I know that's what those fine young mistresses do when they see I have walked into the club.
Girl 1: "omg look that sexy guy from school walked in!"

Girl 2 turns in dramatically slow fashion, and locks eyes with Sexy Guy.

Girl 2: "Hnnng"

Girl 1 must now proceed to fan Girl 2 as she recovers from the sexual trauma her ovaries just endured.
hnnng by kcaJ sleinaD January 3, 2011
Words you can keep
The sound of cracking a boner or being sexually turned on.
Then i turned and saw her at the bar and HNNNG! There it was.
hnnng by bash_steve May 3, 2009
The sound made when pumping out a quality dump, either through pleasure or when down struggle street.
Clarkey: HOLY SHIT NANDOS ISNT SITTING TO WELL...HNNNG!!!

Random dumper: So there I was...ass deep in the porcelin bowl then bam...HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!
hnnng by cervixsmash March 3, 2011
The term “hnnnng” (with a variable amount of n’s) is the code word for people on Tumblr with pages looking to find followers and gain friends through the popular, stranger-finding site Omegle.
Stranger: hnng
You: hnnng
Stranger: tumblr much??
You: Hell yeah!! :D
Stranger: URL?

etc.
hnnng by fuckyeahhnnnng May 17, 2010

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG 

The sound made by a person experiencing a sudden heart attack. It is often heard/seen when a person is writing or typinHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

This is a variation of the infamous Candlejack meme, in that the typer must interru

Another variation of the above stated meme is the Niggerjack meme, wher--GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TV.
Dude, heart attacks aren't a laughing matter. My grandpa died of one last year and I'm still having a hard time getting oveHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Madness? THIS IS SPARHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Why so seriouHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Yo I'm real happy for you, and imma let you finish buHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Seriously, why are you laughing at heart attacks? You need to stop being so insensiHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Don't say Candlejack and Niggerjack in the same sen-OH FUCK HE JUST CARJACKEHNNNNNNN

BTW, this is just a joke, so don't take it serioHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Give or take a few H's, N's, and G's; an onomatopoeia with multiple possible uses including:

1) The sound one makes when having a heart attack.

2) The sound one makes when straining -- for instance, when attempting to lift a heavy object, or when constipated.

3) The sound one makes when presented with something overpoweringly cute or moe. The full extent of its meaning is open to a wide range of interpretation, ranging from the suppression of an innocent squeal of delight to the sound of an orgasm.
HNNNNG!!!
Hnnnng by tkdb July 25, 2010
1. Consider the possibility of being overwhelmed by moe to the extent of having certain or multiple internal organs imploding.

Hnnnnnnnnnnggggg!!! can be considered as a reaction to such incidences of moe overload.

2. Can also be consider as the sound you make when you feel indifferent or annoyed by something
OMG! Azu-Nyan moe' gallery!! I think I... hnnggg!!!!!!!

2.

a. I finally went out with that chick i told you
b. Oh really... hnnggg...
hnnggg by law-ra August 25, 2009
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