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Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011
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Like you’re fronting, like deadass lying to sound cool.
“I just had 7 shots of alcohol”
“Yeah you’re definitely purped, you’re like 12”
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A word that describes someone who is either cracked at Call of Duty, or just got destroyed in it. Someone who is Plorped is said to be of a god-tier level of intellect and hand-eye coordination/response time.
Bro, I'm Plorped at Warzone!

Dang, this stinks. I just got Plorped and I didn't even land a single shot.
Plorped by Plorped April 6, 2021

trump plumped 

Verb.

Trump plumped is the act of getting bigger fat pockets becuase you where already rich before Trump, and now to get even more money from less taxes
(Anti-Trump Mexican) - Look at this duuuude, rich 'n white.

(White-Straight male that supported Trump) - Yeah, he's trump plumped.
trump plumped by HopseeYT February 2, 2017
Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.
It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
plumped by PMax October 8, 2008

purped on 

To get purped on is to get yelled at primarily by a parent or someone of higher authority

DMV slang
M:you went home high last night, did u get purped on?
N: No, nobody noticed
purped on by Slimshady420blazeit October 2, 2018
Someone who is starting to get fat. They were average weight, but now getting bigger.
Man ever since her man left her, Maria has been getting plumped!
plumped by BK2 September 17, 2006
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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