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Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline
All things have ploop!
*theory by Benjamin C. Paul
Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline
All things have ploop!
*theory by Benjamin C. Paul
by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022
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To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'
Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
by loufoo December 26, 2011
Get the poopascoop mug.one of those farts that arent all gas but arent like a real fart.
A fart that sounds like a bubble popping.
Can also mean anything.
A fart that sounds like a bubble popping.
Can also mean anything.
Person1: sshhh ahh i just did a plopascash
Person2: do you gotta another plopascash do it on his face
Person2: do you gotta another plopascash do it on his face
by Pooeyanus with extra smegma February 7, 2010
Get the plopascash mug.When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.
"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."
"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"
"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"
by hellopanda October 21, 2012
Get the poopasfuag mug.1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.
2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.
1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.
2. Husband: Hey hun!
Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
2. Husband: Hey hun!
Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?
by Poopass1 May 9, 2009
Get the poopass mug.1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.
2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.
2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.
Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?
Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!
Person 1: What a poopasaurus!
Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!
Person 1: What a poopasaurus!
by Random Air October 15, 2009
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