ploopas 

ploopas is a fkn pro gamer and can kill ya instan in any fkn game

ploopas is g00n4 fucl< ya up

ploopas by ploopas February 1, 2017

ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

ploopage by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

plopascash 

one of those farts that arent all gas but arent like a real fart.
A fart that sounds like a bubble popping.
Can also mean anything.

Person1: sshhh ahh i just did a plopascash
Person2: do you gotta another plopascash do it on his face

plopascash by Pooeyanus with extra smegma February 7, 2010

poopasfuag 

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.

"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"

poopasfuag by hellopanda October 21, 2012

poopass 

1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.

1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?

poopass by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

Poopasaurus 

1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.

2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.

Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?

Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!

Person 1: What a poopasaurus!

Poopasaurus by Random Air October 15, 2009