poopasfuag 

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.

"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"

poopasfuag by hellopanda October 21, 2012

Poopsquaggle 

Son of the legendary Poopsquatch (please see Poopsquatch), legend says that on an attempted capture of the Poopsquatch, the assailants were only able to capture a small portion of Poopsquatch.

"Shit, my shoe is covered in what used to be Poopsquaggle."

Poopsquaggle by Pube Hair McGee July 2, 2009