ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

poopageddon

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

ploppage

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.

The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.

by Steve O October 19, 2003

Poopage

A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.

Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!

by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

poopage

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005

poopage

the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.

I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!

by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013

Poopage

What you get when you heavily edit a video and then post it on YouTube; the content of a YouTube Poop.

That was some funny poopage, man!

by sillymonkey829 June 1, 2011