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skiddy ploonk
when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk
page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"
ashton- "you are disgusting"
ashton- "you are disgusting"
skiddy ploonk by nubbieginger January 18, 2011
plonkadoodle
There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!
plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007
Poonkin
noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection
(Poon-kin)
A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
(Poon-kin)
A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
Poonkin by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016
Ploont
A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.
Ploont by superstraightdave January 17, 2010
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