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Ploont
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socially awkward
, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily
around
school and plays squash/
fencing
.
Our
music teacher
is
such a
fucking
ploont man.
Ploont
by
superstraightdave
January 17, 2010
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