ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 08, 2005

The disctinctive purple vagina of a black female. Derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon.

I entered an ebony porn site looking for poon, but I only found ploon.

by Fernando Leon January 13, 2009

a mild affectionate insult, someone who is both a plonker and a loon at the same time.

Friend 1:" do you want half towards the price of the curry we had tonight?"
Friend 2 :"NO MATE! stop being daft you ploon"

by roquers July 02, 2011

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013

An object which gives the impression of being a perching bird. For example, a dog poo bag suspended on a twig.

There's a ploon hanging from that hedge.

by Padski Padders January 10, 2021

Someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.

Ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.

by Mancazza April 04, 2011

Gods Plan but what you would call your sister when she’s being ✨annoying✨

Amy your being a Goods Ploons