Blake's definitions

Oh my gawww

PHRASE- Usually said by female prostitutes in the bay area when they notice it is a member of the same sex asking "How much?"

Prostitute- "HEY HEY HEY!"
Teenage girl- "HOW MUCH?"
Prostitute- "Oh my gawww"

by BLAKE June 19, 2006

volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

by Blake January 17, 2004

afrobooty

man with hairy hairy hairy butt so bad that it needs be cut with scissors and then shaved

Dan Speer

by Blake December 16, 2003

Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

by blake May 4, 2004

apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.

The horror. The horror.

by Blake February 18, 2005

busy as a cat burying shit

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

by Blake November 12, 2002

colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003