plonko 

someone who gets pissed of cheap wine

plonko by daniel king February 16, 2003

PlonkOp

Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.

Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.

PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007

plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq

You are at most boredom that a human can reach. Now ... go to class

Jim - oy Tom, I got a new idea!
Tom - what is it

Jim - type plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq
Tom - cool

plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq by NordicNoah March 9, 2019

plonsons 

n. nice tits often admired by many men

Check out those plonsons!

plonsons by [jonkey] October 13, 2007

Plonk On

A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.

Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON

Plonk On by Kandikueen April 3, 2011

plonker 

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

plonker by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003