pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

pillock

james may favorite word

clarkson you infertile pillock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

pillock

A British word for an Idiot or a real jerk!

For not helping me out and loosing my keys, you are a real pillock

by Dirk Patrick April 30, 2006

pillock

Person with one bollock ,now a derogatory term used to describe a generalised twat

That Chris Hodgson,he's a right pillock

by CAMRAMAN June 18, 2004

pillock

little ball of excrement left over in the hair around your anus (British)

You stupid pillock !

by Ed January 12, 2004

Pillock

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pillock

An idiot. More of a penis

“You pillocking pillock’s”- Martin
Friday Night Dinner

by ShrekIsLord December 23, 2019