plonking 

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

plonking by pidgey November 26, 2004

Plinking 

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.

"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"

Plinking by Humphro October 9, 2004

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006

plenking 

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.

This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?

plenking by Zeis September 4, 2012

plonkinsplurge 

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

plonkinsplurge by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011