Ponking 

The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone

Ponking by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019

Ponking 

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

Ponking by sean75 April 17, 2009

ponking 

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

ponking by mattynic October 8, 2005

Ponking 

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.

Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.

Ponking by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

poking through the armor 

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

poking through the armor by OverTheCow November 22, 2016

ponning 

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

ponning by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014