Skip to main content

Definitions by Humphro

Backpaki 

A suicide bomber from the middle east, or south asia.
"Oh shit, backpakis!"
*BOOM!*
"Argh, I perish!"
Backpaki by Humphro October 12, 2005

Oh the humanity 

A phrase equivalent to "Oh my God!!!", but with more emotion.

Assosciated with the Hindenburg disaster, Herb Morrison, a reporter for WLS Radio in Chicago, who was covering the event live, cried out the now famous words, "Oh, the Humanity!" as he watched the airship burst into flames.
"It's burst into flames!
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... and all the passengers!"
Oh the humanity by Humphro April 4, 2005

love hina 

A Japanese Anime that focuses on a rather cliche love triangle and is contains massive plotholes throughout.

Terrible, though highly entertaining comedy.

Men tend to be rather shy about admitting to liking it.
"Love Hina? I.... Er... I don't know what that is, sorry.
...Hey, look over there!!"

"I wish I worked in a girl's dormitory."
love hina by Humphro April 3, 2005

Corporate Bullshit 

A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.

Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.

Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.
"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."

"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"
Corporate Bullshit by Humphro April 3, 2005
1. A waste of 30 seconds of your life.

2. A completely uninteresting piece of news.

3. Coporate Bullshit.

Comes from deviantart, where notices known as "hot topics" are labelled as "H" in your messages. They're almost always completely uninteresting, lame promotions, and a total waste of time.
"You dragged me out here for this? Dude, you 1H'ed me!"

"Chechnya went 1H after a few years"

"Why is it that whenever I send a letter of complaint to some company, I get a load of 1H back?"
1H by Humphro April 3, 2005
Guns for pussies that can't play pump.
You don't like pumps? What are you, some kind of Tippmann weenie?
Tippmann by Humphro February 8, 2005

Plinking 

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.
"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"
Plinking by Humphro October 9, 2004