plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.
Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!
by Dilinot August 05, 2009
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Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face
A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly
by IanHupkes October 12, 2006
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Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.
"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"
by The Welsh Thesaurus March 24, 2016
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Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.
My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.
by Mennoowh November 30, 2004
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Plorking

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.
Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.
by Stockpicker April 19, 2021
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plork

the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice
This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"
by pickle the pony March 01, 2010
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Plork

When your newborn shits on you.
Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.
by BarryIsHairy February 04, 2010
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