ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

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potato pancake jizzfest

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.

Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

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Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

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