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Arthur’s pleasure
The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019
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The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse
The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016
Bring some Cokes in please.
Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.
After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.
This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.
The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.
Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.
After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.
He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”
And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.
Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.
This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.
The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.
Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.
After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.
He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”
And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.
Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
Bring some Cokes in please. by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
guys please
guys please by Efe Dogan January 12, 2021
Please no punterino
Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.
Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019
pleasingly hideous
This describes a comical, mocking expression to one who constantly asks for compliments regarding their looks, especially if they are attractive.
pleasingly hideous by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017
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