plask 

the best tiktoker that has ever lived. he carrys tiktok when he feels like it. hes also good at fortnite. everyone who disagrees is just asinine. the contradictory of the nihilism envokes not only hypocrisy but also shows consensual fatalism in a ploretha of angles. he is also the biggest sasuke tard

Joey: Hey man did you see what PLASK posted yesterday?

Monica : Yeah i did i was his first like because im his biggest fan.

plask by fwplask April 17, 2022

get your plask on 

To prepare to party.
To achieve a partying mindset.

It's Friday night.
Time to get your plask on.

get your plask on by 7.62 x 39 December 22, 2005

Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas

Plankton

Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011

plakata

Spanish slang, used in baseball.

Good contact usually resulting in a home run.

When you go deep, you went plakata.

plakata by BubbleWhat March 22, 2019

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008

wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.

He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...

office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014