planas

A white person who believes he is black. Has a lot of flow, but still white. Usually very unathletic. Looks gay, but sometimes gets bitches. Unknown where he comes from.

Stop acting like a planas you are white

by el oh ehl September 21, 2017

Drunk Plans

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

phanasan

Phanasan (fan-ah-san) is a slang term used for a woman's vagina, sex with a woman or; for when a male is acting in a feminine manner. It is a popular new age slang word used as an alternative for the term 'pussy' or 'pussyole'. Mainly used and originates from Birmingham, England

(fan-ah-san)

Example A
Person 1: Bro, I don’t think I’ll be going out tonight, my girlfriend told me not to go, she’s angry I’ve been spending too much time playing footie with the lads and not with her.

Person 2: Just come, stop being such a Phanasan all the time!
Person 1: Fine, I’ll come out for one.

Example B
Person 1: How’d it go with that girl I saw you speaking to last night at the club?
Person 2: Yeah, went well. I ended up back at her accommodation and got some phanasan, you know I do it.
Person 1: Smashed it, I need to get some phanasan asap, I’m on a drought bro!

Example C
Person 1: Nah man, she told me to go down on her, I was like no way, I don’t do dem tingz
Person 2: Rah, you’re mad cuz, I love eating phanasan, the gyaldem love you for it.
Person 1: You’re narsty blud, eating phanasan, that could never be me fam.

by Seshonz March 13, 2023

Millennial Plans

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

by rtalati January 17, 2022

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

plantsexual

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

Plants Vs Zombies

A game which can be played on the internet (mini version - 15 levels) or on a computer (full downloaded of CD version) and some iPods. The game is rather addictive, and the object of the game is to protect your house and ultimately your brains from the horde of undead trying to attack from your roof, front yard and back yard using plants. These plants include pea shooters of various forms, wallnuts (a nut that blocks the zombies), water lilies (for planting things on water), sunflowers (to provide sun so you can plant more plants) and mushrooms on night levels. There are also mini games such as Zombotany and Zombie Nimble Zombie Quick, and a Zen Garden where you can grow plant life to sell to Crazy Dave (the crazy neighbour/shopkeeper in the game) for money, which is used throughout the game to buy things for your Zen Garden or useful plant upgrades. May lead to cases of inzombia

Person: What are you playing?
Me: Plants vs Zombies
Person: Is it any good?
Me: Yeah, actually it's rather addictive

by selenetythecat March 11, 2010