MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once
by JohnLegend8808 February 19, 2021
British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.
Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'
Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'
Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'
by iznt July 17, 2009
There are three types of planks:
A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck
Choose wisely
A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck
Choose wisely
by Diccyc April 2, 2005
A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.
Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.
Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.
A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?
B: She’s a plank.
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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.
D: Walk the Plank!
B: She’s a plank.
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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.
D: Walk the Plank!
by Bricked March 13, 2021
To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.
Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.
Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?
Planker: Bro, of course i did!!
Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?
Planker: Bro, of course i did!!
by RobbieTheFeen May 26, 2011
by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019
A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.
by RealGee February 26, 2016