by nemizis November 21, 2007
Get the planks mug.The clever combination of the words Please and Thanks. Often used after the realisation that you forgot to say please in the first place. Planks has nothing to do with planking.
by V man #1 May 30, 2013
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A combination of the words “please” and “thanks”. Used (non)specifically when under the influence of marijuana.
Defined as the correct word to both:
- Show gratitude and thanks conjointly towards a person, place, or thing.
- Save the time and effort of sending multiple messages in a row.
Defined as the correct word to both:
- Show gratitude and thanks conjointly towards a person, place, or thing.
- Save the time and effort of sending multiple messages in a row.
by skyadsncehy March 30, 2022
Get the Planks mug.by YaMuddaMan October 26, 2022
Get the planks mug.an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
Get the thick as two short planks mug.One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).
1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."
"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."
"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."
"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
by skanketeer March 14, 2009
Get the duckin planks mug.1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
by KWB March 14, 2005
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