plammered 

when you get plastered and hammered at once.

I was so plammered yesterday, I even thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot.

plammered by asddfjkli March 30, 2010

Pamperedu 

(noun)

- the joy of pampering oneself with sweets

(adjective)
- satisfied and feeling high after indulging in a delicious dessert.

From: Pampered + 'Pain Perdu' (famous French dessert)

Sarah: OMG, Whitney! You ate all the cake. What about your diet?

Whitney: It was so delicious. Totally worth it. I feel so pamperedu.
Sarah: I bet you are! You got chocolate all over your face.

Pamperedu by Dr. Danny B. August 24, 2020

Pajammered 

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up the next morning in the clothes you were wearing the previous evening.

Kevin: I got pajammered last night.
Johnny: I can see that.

Pajammered by Chase Boulevard August 8, 2009

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Pussy Plastered 

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011

Slammered 

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

Slammered by Frisko June 18, 2006

Getting Plastered 

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

Getting Plastered by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014