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Kajammered 

When you get so hammered that you start lighting butts backwards, eating ciggarettes, projectile vomitting and talking in a heavy slurred boston accent often using words like facking, dode, khed, retahhded and queaa. This is often a result of consuming a significant amount of bud heavies and Jack daniels cause that'll do it. But sangria, captains, 4 tabs of acid, mushrooms, a nice concoction of drugs fused into one rock, and 5 o'clock vodka will get ya kajammered to dode.
Dode I'm so facking kajammered right now guy that I'm facking retahhded, khed pass me another bud heavy and buy any chance could I grab a facking square off you ya facking queea?
Kajammered by Blonde menas July 17, 2016
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Pammered 

Extremely drunk, annoying, and talkative girls by the name of pam, who claim to be sober.
Nick: Pam is really drunk!

Slay J: No she is Pammered

pammered 

To get ridiculously drunk, often to the point of throwing up on an individual you will later make out with.
Nina: Oh man, I was so drunk last night. I threw up on Tim and ended up making out with him.
Awel: I know, you were so pammered last night!
pammered by pnurse March 8, 2009

plammered 

when you get plastered and hammered at once.
I was so plammered yesterday, I even thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot.
plammered by asddfjkli March 30, 2010

Pajammers 

An amazing band that creates mindblowing fusions of any and all genres and has a sound that is completely distinctive and innovative.
Johnny: Yo dawg, who be the flyest band in all da world?
Dawg: Pajammers, that's who!
Pajammers by Judson Carlberg December 3, 2005