Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially
awkward person around the
clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact
people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best
pal. The Lammers will often find
phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking
bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the
butt of the joke.
Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant
fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a
society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley
Jr. style.
