pizan 

pissing on someone while eating italian food. I don't know why this is a thing, but my ex sadly asked for this at one point.

"damn, that girl gives great pizan"

pizan by philodendrussy January 27, 2023

Giorno's Piano 

A piano piece that will play when your about to get fucked up

bad guy: "HA HA YOU CANT BEAT ME!"
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death

Giorno's Piano by shgouadusgaiud November 7, 2019

Piranha X

Guys official action sports personal care products

Piranha X shampoo, body wash and hair fixatives.
www.piranha-x.com

Piranha X by RosieMax January 14, 2012

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

pianoing

the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.

Nah, maybe later. I've to go do some pianoing for some babes.

pianoing by gr4ndp1in0m4st4_d November 23, 2003

Piano Bar

A small pub/piano bar in Tel Aviv (I will not state the street address, because you really don't wanna go there).
The place also organizes a Chess tournament between the inhabitants, and the winner (who score most points over a period of few month) is supposed to get a bottle of Jameson at the end of the period.

Sivan: Congratulations! I heard you won the Chess tournament at the Piano Bar :)
Matan: Thanks love :) I didn't get the whiskey though...
Sivan: You're gotta kidding me, You we're a regular there! This is so Yair Lapid like...
Matan: I'm afraid not. The annoying thing is I spend double the price on drinks in the process of winning it.
Sivan: Well, they lost me as a customer!

Piano Bar by Matans June 18, 2013

Rich Piana 

God

On the 8th hour of the Arm Workout, Rich Piana said, "Let There Be Gains"

Rich Piana by ShemNgoche November 6, 2020