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A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.
The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.
by SalientAlien September 02, 2005
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A Nic-Name For The GREATEST Singer/Songwriter Ever Billy Joel
Billy Joel is well know by meny of his fans as (The) Piano Man.
by Billy Joel Fan January 20, 2005
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A nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on the piano who despite his weirdness is capable of bringing men to tears and women to orgasm through his playing. Derived from the the Billy Joel song of the same name.
Guy: Who invited that weirdo?
Girl: It's cool. It's just pianoman.
Guy: sweet. Hey man do you know how to play (insert song title) ?
by Pianoman102283 November 13, 2008
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When a girl gives a footjob and shoulder massage simultaneously. She hugs him from behind while jerking her feet in an upwards and downwards motion around the penis and uses her hands on his shoulders in way that is similar to playing a piano.
Bobby: "I totally want a shoulder massage but I also REALLY want a footjob."
Dana: "It's okay, I'll do the pianoman... Danny and Amanda were talking about it today!"
by APON August 11, 2013
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Piano Man ain't about Long Island faggots!!!!!
It's about L.A. you stupid conservative wannabe-Bronxite assholes!!!!
by Rizzoto January 06, 2005
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