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the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.

Nah, maybe later. I've to go do some pianoing for some babes.

pianoing by gr4ndp1in0m4st4_d November 23, 2003

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pianoing

playing piano in a non-toss-giving way, e.g no scales or similar crapola, just ninjaing the ivories in the lecture theatre at lunch
method for attracting crumpet that attractive but non-musical dudes can't do

Yo Ben what you at at lunch
Just some pianoing

pianoing by Ben Abbots November 11, 2006

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pianoing

to fuck in a manner much like tickling the ivories, if you know what i mean

fuck man! i was pianoing her like fucking mozart last night!

pianoing by y4r January 30, 2004

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Pianoing

The act of playing the piano

Oh I’m just pianoing right now!

Pianoing by Pseudomumu July 4, 2025

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Xue Hua Piao Piaoing

Xue Hua Piao Piaoing is a prank kind of like Rick Rolling but with egg head man singing Xue Hua Piao Piao unexpectedly.

“Damn haha you just got Xue Hua Piao Piao!”

“Fuck you”

Xue Hua Piao Piaoing is a prank kind of like Rick Rolling but with egg head man singing Xue Hua Piao Piao unexpectedly.

Xue Hua Piao Piaoing by TheMilkMeMan December 2, 2021

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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