by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 23, 2020

Alex: "BECCA! I JUST CALLED KATY AND SHES NOT PICKING UP! THIS IS SO UNLIKE HER!"
Becca: "Just chill, shes on the piano..."
Becca: "Just chill, shes on the piano..."
by Musicsocks June 08, 2011

Undoubtedly the best instrument ever created by mankind. The piano is not only able to play soft and loud, but it can also play multiple parts simultaneously, making a single pianist the equivalent to an entire orchestra. The piano marks the pinnacle of human music technology, which is ironic (but should not be surprising) because it was invented in the 18th century.
Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands.
Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands.
Sounds produced by any decent piano player can match the grandeur of an entire orchestra! Human technology has come far.
by ThePianist July 10, 2008

Tommy: Hey Hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.
Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons
Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons
by ihadtoinsertanamesohereitis June 26, 2008

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .
by Luddz January 31, 2015

A code name given to cover up the act of selling kilo's of cocaine.
A standard piano has 88 Keys. "Keys" are a common nickname for a Kilogram of coke.
A standard piano has 88 Keys. "Keys" are a common nickname for a Kilogram of coke.
by SteveyCAndOne August 26, 2013

An instrument that looks like it will be fun to start playing, but is extremely tideous and difficult, and therefore seen as boring by many. However, when you become an advanced pianist, you will look at the instrument as God's greatest gift to humanity.
Guy A: ugh, I wish I never wasted all of that money on piano lesson. It has to be the most boring instrument ever! Three years with this piece of crap they call an instrument!
Guy B: I've played it for 17 years, it's the best thing that ever has happened to humanity.
Guy B: I've played it for 17 years, it's the best thing that ever has happened to humanity.
by Xyko March 04, 2016
