pisscrete 

The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.

Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.

pisscrete by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022

pisstrated 

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

pisstrated by roman70065 April 24, 2010

Pisscutter 

Some thing particularly impressive. An exclamation.

Jeez, I had a pisscutter of a day, that mongrel growth finally dropped off!

Pisscutter by ColF July 6, 2006

Pisscutter 

Piss - as in "a constant stream of urine"
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"

When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.

This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.

** Do NOT confuse "Piscutter" word with "Turdcutter"!! **

Usage:

ME: "Is that your new car, Joe?"
JOE: "Yeah, it's pretty pisscutter, eh?"
ME: "Well, it is pretty sweet...I don't know if I would call it pisscutter."
JOE: "So what would YOU consider pisscutter?"
ME: "Your mom's turdcutter..."

and so on.....

Pisscutter by Me - as in "not you" February 26, 2010

Pisscutter 

A very small sub standard Bull Elk or Mule Deer buck commonly found and harvested by Utah sportsmen.

Say Bob Im going over to see Bessy's buck, care to put down that Mountain Dew and LDS bible and join me? NO thanks if I know ole Bessy it's just another pisscutter.

Pisscutter by Team_UNC February 19, 2011

pissometer 

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

pissometer by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008

pisscreet 

(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion

Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.

Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.

pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014