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pissgrate 

Noun, an ingrate with an inflated ego caught in a pissing contest to the detriment of everyone around them OR a grate that other people piss on in public. Typically used to refer to a person in the second definition but can also refer to an actual grate used for urination.
Sam: Our manager decided that none of us should get raises until he gets the promotion he wants.
Dean: Wow seriously? What a pissgrate!
pissgrate by Andiamo August 27, 2021
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When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)
Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.
Pissgate by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017
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Pisstracted 

When a person desperately needs to go to the bathroom and all they can think about is taking a piss.
Dan was in a maths test but he couldn't think about the questions because he needed a piss. He failed because he was pisstracted.
Pisstracted by HurrDurr12 November 27, 2012

Pilgrate 

Pilgrate is a breed of person, some what white trash, yet with a crafty wisdom. A pilgrate would possibly wear a wolf t-shirt and carry a walking staff while smoking native american cigarettes. The word Pilgrate was formed out of Utica and Cobleskill new york Jadhon populated area
well aint that poor boy just the gimby o de pilgrate
Pilgrate by Joe Monroe December 16, 2011

pissgravy 

When you have to piss at the moment of ejaculation and end up spewing forth a massive beam of piss and jizz. There is a dedicated community of people who use pissgravy for anything from food to medicine and even lube called the pissgravyians
My girl be sayin she want that pissgravy so Ima serve it up thick.

Pissrael 

An ashke-nazi settler state in the middle east that oppresses Mizrachi Jews, Arabs, Bnei Menashe and Beta Israel. Also characterised with having chode that is very popular for sucking on among amerikkkan politicians.
That two faced politician is nothing but a shill for Pissrael
Pissrael by MistressChing December 17, 2022

pissgrave 

Pissgrave is slang for a dirty bed
my Grampa used to shout when he came over my house and I was still in bed "quit laying in you PISSGRAVE all day, get up and find a job"
pissgrave by Carpet DM September 13, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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