pissometer 

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

pissometer by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008

pigometer 

a mobile device used to detect the signal strength of a pig's radar, sometimes also called a fuzz buster.

My pigometer just paid for itself twice on the expressway!

pigometer by Joshua Bradford August 31, 2006

Pissmeyer 

A person who acts as though he or she knows everything and who dismisses the opinions, comments, or suggestions of others. A person who acts superior to others due to their family blood line related to royalty or wealth.

He is such a Pissmeyer! He won't listen to anyone's advise !

Pissmeyer by SeaPlus August 12, 2020

pussdometer 

Expression indicating the relative mileage on a woman's vagina.

Player #1: "How was the drillin' last night, cuz?

Player #2: "She bangs, she bangs, bro; that girl had some serious mileage on her pussdometer."

pussdometer by Muhfuh August 28, 2006

Pitometer 

A device which measures differential fluid pressure using two tubes; a dynamic tube pointing upstream into the flow, and a static tube pointing at right angles to the flow or optionally downstream away from the flow. The differential pressure measured across the tubes is proportional to the velocity of the fluid in which the tubes are immersed.
Pitometers are widely used to meaure water or gas flow in pipes, as they offer minimal restriction to the flow.

A pitometer inserted into a water or gas pipeline and connected to two pressure gauges, will display two different pressures, the upstream pressure being higher than the downstream pressure. From this differential pressure, the flow of the water or gas in the pipe can be calculated. Typically pitometers are supplied with a set of differential pressure look-up tables for different fluids.

Pitometer by waterworker December 5, 2013

Picometer 

a measurement usually reserved for ken's penis. It is sometimes used, but not often, to measure atoms.

Kenneth Steven Jane's penis is one half picometers short.

Picometer by Vbsandwich February 11, 2010

pussometer 

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

pussometer by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016