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pisstrated 

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.
Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.
pisstrated by roman70065 April 24, 2010
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pisserverance 

A special type of perseverance displayed by a young pet, especially a dog, marked by a steadfastness in the act of urinating numerous times on its training pad in order to obtain as many rewards as possible such as a meaty treat or bone, despite difficulty or delay in achieving success.
His dachshund's pisseverance illustrates its single-mindedness to get lots of treats. In the course of one day, it drank 10 gallons of water and always held some back each time it pissed so it could turn the next pad yellow at will. Now that's not normal doggedness. That's pisserverance!
pisserverance by ironicmusings October 2, 2013

Pissterated 

To be extremely upset. A mix of Pissed Off and Frustrated.
Wow! That cat is totally pissterated with that kid who keeps pulling its tail!
Pissterated by Malueram May 19, 2010

pissered 

A common term for being a drunken savage, with the demeanor of a celtic sheep herder.
Look at Clyde, he drank a 60oz'er of Canadian Club, he's fuckin pissered.
pissered by Daverino December 28, 2005

pistered 

(pis terd):adjective, angry or annoyed;aroused to impatience or anger;put into an irratable mood, esp. by an offending incident.
I was pistered because that guy tried to run me off the road.
pistered by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

Pissertation 

Pissertation. Extended written piece composed whilst inebriated, possibly making no sense and certain to induce guilt when self-reviewed. Usually spotted on social media sites after closing time.
*A* I have a lot of things to say tonight, but I have had only one glass of wine so far
*B* So if you carry on as usual this will turn into a pissertation
Pissertation by 03KBFaversham August 25, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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