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Pinot Noir 

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"
Pinot Noir by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015
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Pinot Bomb 

A new drink sweeping the greater Metropolitan-Washington DC area that involves dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Pinot Grigio. This drink is reserved for only Upper Class society. It truly denotes a rich, blue-blood quality of all drinkers.
Did you just order a Pinot Bomb? Rich.
Pinot Bomb by BigJig May 26, 2010
It is a measurement of time, distance, and drunkenness. You can be 1 pinot away which is 10 minute, 1 miles, OR be 1 pinot TURNT.
Christine is one pinot away and ready to get BIG HAIR turnt!
Pinot by Barn_carn April 22, 2015

Pinot Grigio 

The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.
Yo you just got pinot grigioed.
Im going to pinot grigio you.
Pinot Grigio by VJayJaySqueeze4355 November 17, 2015
Spanish slang for a big 'pinga' which is a Spanish word meaning penis. So pingota means big fat penis.
That ho Randi loves my 'pingota'. She's now officially a size queen.

The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?

I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.

That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.

One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
pingota by Big Papi Juan January 7, 2019
The resulting manscape when the pubes are trimmed in the shape of a mustache, just above the penis. The word is a mix of the spanish words pinga (dick) and bigote (mustache), thus "pingote".

Can also refer to the act of going balls deep on a girl, and thus placing the pingote on her upper lip, and "giving her a pingote"
Alex shaved everything but a handlebar mustache shaped strip above his dong. He's been showing everyone his pingote.

After shaving that shit into the handlebar shape, he promptly went balls deep on Renee, and gave her a pingote.
pingote by Naksauce February 24, 2009