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Your pinyot is so big and hard.
pinyot by Genevieve March 20, 2003
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Pinot Noir 

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"
Pinot Noir by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015
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Pinot Bomb 

A new drink sweeping the greater Metropolitan-Washington DC area that involves dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Pinot Grigio. This drink is reserved for only Upper Class society. It truly denotes a rich, blue-blood quality of all drinkers.
Did you just order a Pinot Bomb? Rich.
Pinot Bomb by BigJig May 26, 2010
It is a measurement of time, distance, and drunkenness. You can be 1 pinot away which is 10 minute, 1 miles, OR be 1 pinot TURNT.
Christine is one pinot away and ready to get BIG HAIR turnt!
Pinot by Barn_carn April 22, 2015

Pinot Grigio 

The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.
Yo you just got pinot grigioed.
Im going to pinot grigio you.
Pinot Grigio by VJayJaySqueeze4355 November 17, 2015
Spanish slang for a big 'pinga' which is a Spanish word meaning penis. So pingota means big fat penis.
That ho Randi loves my 'pingota'. She's now officially a size queen.

The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?

I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.

That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.

One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
pingota by Big Papi Juan January 7, 2019
The resulting manscape when the pubes are trimmed in the shape of a mustache, just above the penis. The word is a mix of the spanish words pinga (dick) and bigote (mustache), thus "pingote".

Can also refer to the act of going balls deep on a girl, and thus placing the pingote on her upper lip, and "giving her a pingote"
Alex shaved everything but a handlebar mustache shaped strip above his dong. He's been showing everyone his pingote.

After shaving that shit into the handlebar shape, he promptly went balls deep on Renee, and gave her a pingote.
pingote by Naksauce February 24, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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