It is a measurement of time, distance, and drunkenness. You can be 1 pinot away which is 10 minute, 1 miles, OR be 1 pinot TURNT.
by Barn_carn April 22, 2015
Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
by Mwatuangi August 30, 2015
A new drink sweeping the greater Metropolitan-Washington DC area that involves dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Pinot Grigio. This drink is reserved for only Upper Class society. It truly denotes a rich, blue-blood quality of all drinkers.
by BigJig May 26, 2010
The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.
by VJayJaySqueeze4355 October 1, 2015
To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine.
by matthedude April 27, 2006
a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.
It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.
It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.
1: "hello my good sir!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
by Jew Carrey January 14, 2010
by thedonutsquad June 23, 2017