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Pinot Noir
Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
Pinot Noir by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015
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Pinot Bomb
A new drink sweeping the greater Metropolitan-Washington DC area that involves dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Pinot Grigio. This drink is reserved for only Upper Class society. It truly denotes a rich, blue-blood quality of all drinkers.
Pinot Bomb by BigJig May 26, 2010
Pinot Grigio
The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.
Pinot Grigio by VJayJaySqueeze4355 November 17, 2015
Pinot Grigioed
To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine.
Pinot Grigioed by matthedude May 20, 2006
Pinot noir
a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.
It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.
It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.
1: "hello my good sir!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
Pinot noir by Jew Carrey January 14, 2010
Pinot-faux
1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions
1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"
2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
Pinot-faux by Rolee January 2, 2017
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