pinfle 

When you have a mouthful of semen, blood and shit

Becky had a pinfle

pinfle by ptamaratoots October 22, 2017

piffle 

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

PiffleSmyte 

A reformed Troglodyte.

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.

PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

pinklepuff

A man eating pink puffball.
Can be used instead of 'jerk' or 'annoying'.

"Don't be such a pinklepuff."
Or "This is so pinklepuffy!"

pinklepuff by lkgo April 23, 2014

Pingler 

Also heard on gaming platforms within the popular mid-western phrase "get pingled", a "Pingler" is a basic n00b that pingles it's enemies, but through in game enhancements, and no cheating of sorts. A Pingler is a true n00b, not a modder, bot, or cheater.

"Wow, Ernie really got Pingled by that guy on COD last night"
"Bill is such a Pingler when he plays any MMO"
"Get pingled, dude"

Pingler by Born Villain July 17, 2017

piflet

Colloquial slang for a small and delicate octopus.

I went to the aquarium today and saw a whole pod of piflets.

piflet by DizzyMonster July 15, 2011