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Tinklepuff 

Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.

The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.

Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.

"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"
Tinklepuff by FlexGunship February 27, 2017

DinklePuff 

A person who breaks rules and doesn't care
You are a dinklepuff
DinklePuff by BIGMAC5 September 10, 2016

pinkpuff 

a person who lights up the room when they enter, who spreads joy, good vibes and motivation all around. The kind sad people hate because he/she contrasts with their miserable life and it's easier to hate than to change yourself. The kind cool people love because they get the message and feel motivated by a positive energy.

Usually with a unique sense of style. A nice and sociable person everybody notices. Likes to talk a lot and share experiences. Always smiles.
Look at this girl, she's such a pinkpuff <3

What a wimpy pinkpuff! Think you're so cool, well nothing in the world could make my day better, especially not a little shit like you!

Look at this pinkpuff, smiling all the time. His jaw is probably aching, lol.
pinkpuff by SaschaM September 10, 2019

piddlepuff 

That girl is so easy to piss off, she's so self-centered, that piddlepuff bitch.
piddlepuff by AngelicaBrielle October 22, 2012

Picklebuffer 

"I suck on that guy's penis, so now I am a picklebuffer"
Picklebuffer by EckoMaan January 9, 2010

Picklemuffin 

Picklemuffin is a Pickle shoved inside the center of a muffin. It is not meant to be eaten, just looked at in "admiration"
Samantha made herself a Picklemuffin, but she forgot why.
Picklemuffin by YoutubeWafflez January 6, 2017
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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