Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and
woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the
woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.
The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The
name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.
Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without
deep consideration.
The couple wanted to return to the
party as quickly as possible, so their only
choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.
"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to
go now?"