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colloquial 

another word for sperm, semen, jizz, cum, paste out of the wang, white stickey liquid.... also comes in fruit punch snapples to make the taste so sweet
Last night i colloquialed right in her eye, and it felt greeeeaattttt!
colloquial by crackbabytwack March 26, 2009

colloquial 

carrot sticks has a colloquial of cats locked up in her room
colloquial by willyum2 May 15, 2018

colloquial 

carrot sticks has a colloquial of cats locked up in her room
colloquial by willyum2 May 15, 2018

Colloquial 

An umbrella against criticism for the illiterate.
I would say "colloquial spelling" in lieu of "gormless peasant"

colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."
colloquial position by Volak May 13, 2004

Colloquial Triangle 

The shape of a slice of NY pizza is a Colloquial Triangle. Despite being, technically, a circular sector, no one in their right mind would argue this descriptor. Colloquial Triangle applies to all American style pizza slices, but originated in NYC.
Pizza is round, served in colloquial triangles, and delivered in a square box. It's geometry in a meal.
Colloquial Triangle by Trajadoja April 21, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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