Pintle 

A small penis. From Old English pintel (“penis”).

I stood next to John at the urinal last night and saw his pintle. It was tiny.

Louis was wearing a morphsuit and I could see his little pintle.

He alas is as good a man as ever pissed with his pintle.

Pintle by Archibald Jimmy June 29, 2012

pintle 

Snot that freezes in your nose on cold days.

Don't squeeze my nose, it's freezing out and I have pintle!

pintle by D. Steinberg March 31, 2009

Pintle 

A name of a person that everybody finds annoying.

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of pintle the annoying? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a gd legend. pintle was an annoying guy of the discord, so powerful and so wise he could use the baits to influence the dumbasses to create arguments… He had such a knowledge of the being annoying that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting muted. The dark side of the discord is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he left. Ironic. He could save others from leaving, but not himself.”

Pintle by Ooooohhhhooo October 8, 2021

Pintle 

Pintle
verb
verb: pintle; 3rd person present: pintles; past tense: pintled; gerund or present participle: pintling; past participle: pintled

1. Repetitively tell the the tragic tale of Pintle the annoying.

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of pintle the annoying? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a gd legend. pintle was an annoying guy of the discord, so powerful and so wise he could use the baits to influence the dumbasses to create arguments… He had such a knowledge of the being annoying that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting muted. The dark side of the discord is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he left. Ironic. He could save others from leaving, but not himself.”

2. Praise Pintle for his incredible skill and achievements.

“Pintle you are such a strong man! every man should look up to you & don't you ever listen to those haters!! you are like the better version of Hal, an idol and if you are ever sad again, I just put my direct messages on open, so technically you could always send one”

3. Spam the word Pintle.

“Pintle pintle pintle pintle”

Did you hear the tragedy of pintle the annoying?

Pintle by Ooooohhhhooo October 8, 2021

Pintle 

Pintle
verb
verb: pintle; 3rd person present: pintles; past tense: pintled; gerund or present participle: pintling; past participle: pintled

1. Repetitively tell the the tragic tale of Pintle the annoying.

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of pintle the annoying? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a gd legend. pintle was an annoying guy of the discord, so powerful and so wise he could use the baits to influence the dumbasses to create arguments… He had such a knowledge of the being annoying that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting muted. The dark side of the discord is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he left. Ironic. He could save others from leaving, but not himself.”

2. Praise Pintle for his incredible skill and achievements.

“Pintle you are such a strong man! every man should look up to you & don't you ever listen to those haters!! you are like the better version of Hal, an idol and if you are ever sad again, I just put my direct messages on open, so technically you could always send one”

3. Spam the word Pintle.

“Pintle pintle pintle pintle”

Did you hear the tragedy of pintle the annoying?

Pintle by Ooooohhhhooo October 8, 2021

Pintle 

The top part of any horizontal hinge.

"I think the pintle needs some oil.."
"she gudgeon on my pintle til i hinge.."

Pintle by THE_HANDY_CLAPPER June 20, 2024

Pintle Hook 

When a man's Prince Albert piercing gets caught up on a woman's clit ring.

A guy goes to the doctor and says to him "Look doc, you're a man, I'm a man, let me explain something to you... I was on the business end of a pintle hook, is there anything you can do to help me out?"

Pintle Hook by Jared Dreym August 9, 2009