Pintle
verb
verb: pintle; 3rd person present: pintles; past tense: pintled; gerund or present participle: pintling; past participle: pintled
1. Repetitively tell the the
tragic tale of Pintle the
annoying.
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of pintle the
annoying? I thought not. It’s not a story the mods would tell you. It’s a gd legend. pintle was an
annoying guy of the discord, so powerful and so wise he could use the baits to influence the dumbasses to create arguments… He had such a knowledge of the being
annoying that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting muted. The dark side of the discord is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then he left. Ironic. He could save others from leaving, but not himself.”
2. Praise Pintle for his incredible skill and achievements.
“Pintle you are such a strong man! every man should look up to you & don't you ever listen to those haters!! you are like the
better version of Hal, an idol and if you are ever
sad again, I just put my direct messages on open, so technically you could always send one”
3. Spam the word Pintle.
“Pintle pintle pintle pintle”
