phwat 

n. A serious condition known to cause the loss of one testicle. Also related to thwap. If left untreated, the phwat will take over, leaving nothing but thwap in it's path

Oh no! Britewire has come down with phwat.

"Everytime I look into it, the term thwap comes up."
"Phwat?"

phwat by Robert From Ottawa November 27, 2004

Phatmass 

Proper noun, as in it was (maybe still is) an online community for ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative Roman Catholics who like to imagine themselves as renovating Catholicism for a modern world like through rap-music and other pop-culture references. Members express virtually outright anti-democratic, anti-human-rights, or even fascist sentiments and get applauded or minimized when objections/concerns come up with the concern/objector being the target of bullying or outright trolling of one kind or another. Anti and pseudo science, philosophy, and intellectualism. They have several pseudo-intellectuals who will sometimes pop up to give very intellectually dishonest ramblings that any criticism or disagreement with is met again with bulling or trolling.

Of course the normal traditional Catholic stuff too like anti-sexuality, anti-contraception, anti-LGBTQ+, and so on is the norm. But to say that this is just a traditionalist and conservative message board would be an extremely misleading imagining. Even from a Catholic point of view they are disagreeable to the Second Vatican Council and most modern Popes, especially Pope Francis it would seem, the ordinary form (or the common mass in English). The community climate itself is at very best unhealthy and normally just toxic and abusive. Moderators do very little to curb this and do a lot more to protect their ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative haven that has driven away most of the members of the community.

"Did you read on Phatmass how they were saying democracy is immoral?"

"Yeah, Phatmass is a disaster."
"Thankfully I know that Phatmass isn't really Christian or Catholic."
"Phatmass taught me how hypocritical Christianity is."

Phatmass by DragonCommentary December 29, 2019

phat relate

a response to someone when you can relate.

jim: “damn, my dick is so hard”
tom: “phat relate”

phat relate by insertmyname November 24, 2019

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

Phat ma 

A thick juicy vagina. Tight grip and big lips.

She got the phat ma

Phat ma by 1029NR July 30, 2020

Big Mac phatty phacts 

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts

“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”

Big Mac phatty phacts by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

phat booty 

A booty shaped like an apple. Bubble like. The texture of the booty is soft with a bounce factor. A phat booty needs no physical intervention to enhance it's appearance or round shape. Phat booty's became popular in the late 1980's , early 1990's parallel with the release of songs like "Doin The Butt", "Rump Shaker" etc, which had a huge impact on what the urban male audience viewed as sexy. Soon after women clothing started to convey the same idea with clothing like tight jeans, sun dresses, and more. Although late in the game, Apple Bottoms is a great example of how clothing styles changed to enhance the round bubble-like shape of the female booty.

That chic I saw last night on OMGPHAT.com definately had a crazy PHAT BOOTY.

phat booty by OMG PHAT July 30, 2016