phatback
phatback by georgedust October 19, 2008
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Patback Patrick
Patback Patrick by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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phatback • Patback • Patback Liberal • Patback Patrick • PhAtJaCkS • Phatwack • Phat Jackson • Phat Sack • Phat Tack
Phat Back
Phat back is a term used to describe a morbidly obese rear end....That's a slight exaggeration.
A phat back is a big-arse bum.
A phat back is a big-arse bum.
Joleon Jochum: "Damn, Mac, that's one Phat Back,"
Mac: "Thanks, I get it from my gran,"
Joelon: "The one I shagged last week?"
Mac: "Nooooo, the one with 1 boob - right in the middle."
Joleon: "Hahaha, one boob?"
Mac:"...She had breast cancer."
Mac: "Thanks, I get it from my gran,"
Joelon: "The one I shagged last week?"
Mac: "Nooooo, the one with 1 boob - right in the middle."
Joleon: "Hahaha, one boob?"
Mac:"...She had breast cancer."
Phat Back by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020
Patback Liberal
An individual who attempts to seem more progressive-than-thou by advocating for popular issues-of-the-month without creating any real or lasting change for those they are supposedly advocating for. These people can be identified by a combination of factors including upper-middle class income, Che Guevara T-shirts, peace sign bumper stickers being placed next to their Free Mumia and Obama '08 stickers on the back of their Honda Civic, and a medley of other products created by the terrible capitalist market they vow never to support.
Patback Liberal: We need to help Native Americans by changing the mascot of the Washington Redskins to something less offensive and more loving. I'm tolerant.
Smart-Ass Student: This is just another way for white liberals to pat themselves on the back and pretend they did something useful.
Patback Liberal: Check your privilege! Image is important! In case you didn't know, I'm 1/32nd Cherokee you racist misogynist pig!
Smart-Ass Student: This is just another way for white liberals to pat themselves on the back and pretend they did something useful.
Patback Liberal: Check your privilege! Image is important! In case you didn't know, I'm 1/32nd Cherokee you racist misogynist pig!
Patback Liberal by dragonwarrior March 20, 2015
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PhAtJaCkS
PhAtJaCkS by Joe Hillbilly February 24, 2004
Phatwack
To "phatwack" is when you slap your own or another persons vagina repetitively instead of penetrating.
It is a modern form of lesbian sexual intercourse.
It is a modern form of lesbian sexual intercourse.
"Did you phatwack her?"
"On New Year's Day i phatwacked, was real great!"
"So much room for phatwacking in comfy pants!"
"I feel like phatwacking would hurt if you were sober.."
"On New Year's Day i phatwacked, was real great!"
"So much room for phatwacking in comfy pants!"
"I feel like phatwacking would hurt if you were sober.."
Phatwack by moogledefined September 7, 2013
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