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Phatmass 

Proper noun, as in it was (maybe still is) an online community for ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative Roman Catholics who like to imagine themselves as renovating Catholicism for a modern world like through rap-music and other pop-culture references. Members express virtually outright anti-democratic, anti-human-rights, or even fascist sentiments and get applauded or minimized when objections/concerns come up with the concern/objector being the target of bullying or outright trolling of one kind or another. Anti and pseudo science, philosophy, and intellectualism. They have several pseudo-intellectuals who will sometimes pop up to give very intellectually dishonest ramblings that any criticism or disagreement with is met again with bulling or trolling.

Of course the normal traditional Catholic stuff too like anti-sexuality, anti-contraception, anti-LGBTQ+, and so on is the norm. But to say that this is just a traditionalist and conservative message board would be an extremely misleading imagining. Even from a Catholic point of view they are disagreeable to the Second Vatican Council and most modern Popes, especially Pope Francis it would seem, the ordinary form (or the common mass in English). The community climate itself is at very best unhealthy and normally just toxic and abusive. Moderators do very little to curb this and do a lot more to protect their ultra-traditional and ultra-conservative haven that has driven away most of the members of the community.
"Did you read on Phatmass how they were saying democracy is immoral?"

"Yeah, Phatmass is a disaster."
"Thankfully I know that Phatmass isn't really Christian or Catholic."
"Phatmass taught me how hypocritical Christianity is."
Phatmass by DragonCommentary December 29, 2019
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PHATSASSY 

PHATSASSY is someone who is PHAT and SASSY
PHAT-Pretty Hot And Tempting
SASSY-possessing the attitude of someone endowed with an ungodly amount of cool.
This Shit is so PHATSASSY...
PHATSASSY by PHATSASSY May 6, 2007
Female with a nice rounded buttocks
The female you was with in the club had a phatass.
phatass by louie July 15, 2003
So say you see a girl and she is thicc. You can say she is a phatass without being mean or wierd
DAYUM that girl is a phatass
phatass by JIMMYJAMDAMN March 5, 2023
P retty
H ot
A nd
T empting
A lso
S uper
S exy
Wow that girl is a phatass
phatass by Antonio Madara June 24, 2009
Damn they got some phat ass at this web site bigbootyclub.com
phatass by Maurice November 15, 2003

Phatass Syndrome 

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.
Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.
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