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philosopickle
The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011
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philozophy
Our attempt to make sense of existence, by living together and talking about it together.
This is in contrast to philosophy, a system of motivating beliefs, concepts, and principles.
Philozophy is what we all do, every day.
Philosophy is what someone else did, at some other time and place for reasons of their own, which we will never understand very well, and in most cases don't care to. Decent freshman course to add a few elective credits, though. That is, if you like lots of reading.
This is in contrast to philosophy, a system of motivating beliefs, concepts, and principles.
Philozophy is what we all do, every day.
Philosophy is what someone else did, at some other time and place for reasons of their own, which we will never understand very well, and in most cases don't care to. Decent freshman course to add a few elective credits, though. That is, if you like lots of reading.
The best philozophy is done together, in bed, naked. Or, together in a warm, sunlit forest, naked. Oh, alright, anywhere you can be together, naked.
philozophy by skeptic23 December 9, 2007
Philocockable
Philocockable by Philocockable June 6, 2015
Philosofickle
1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
Philosofickle by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015
philosical
philosical by albert and sean November 11, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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