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philologist
From Ancient Greek: phil- (love), and -logos (word).
1. Someone who studies language or literature.
2. Specifically, someone who studies Ancient Greek and Latin languages; a classicist.
1. Someone who studies language or literature.
2. Specifically, someone who studies Ancient Greek and Latin languages; a classicist.
philologist by mihailoff February 20, 2005
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Philosostoner
A stoner who likes to talk about philosophical meanings while high. Typically is frowned upon during group activities while high.
Jake: "Dude, John that tree is not just a tree that tree has been birthed by the seeds of another tree and has been granted life and in return will grant us air."
John: "Jake your being a philosostoner again."
John: "Jake your being a philosostoner again."
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philologist
pronounced {fi-lol-uh-jist}, from the root word Dr. Phil*
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books
*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books
*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."
Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.
Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!
Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!
philologist by mistresskeke June 6, 2013
philologist
fi-lol-uh-jist
noun.
a young Korean-Argentinian woman that studies the oral and written linguistics of Jeremy.
noun.
a young Korean-Argentinian woman that studies the oral and written linguistics of Jeremy.
Eli's spirited cognition, comparative analytics, and compassionate textual criticism has distinguished her as one of the great philologists of our time.
philologist by cursiv March 28, 2019
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