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philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

Philosoficated 

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.
Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”
Philosoficated by PaulXD October 2, 2021

Philosofizzled 

1. The experience of mental exhaustion which often follows a long period of reading, writing, or talking about philosophy, and perhaps having one's mind blown by the conclusions.

2. A state of mind in which one's mental resources are completely spent as a result of excessive philosophizing and therefore good philosophy is no longer possible (i.e. the refractory period between philosophical thoughts or discussions).
"I wrote that paper on Kant for five hours straight and now I'm completely philosofizzled. I need a nap."

"Let's continue this conversation later. We're not making sense anymore; we must be philosofizzled."
Philosofizzled by Timeforbed December 6, 2011

Tractatus Philosofickus 

"Nutte schweig still....."
German Rapper Schwartz Represents his fat cock and balls
A: "Tractatus Philosofickus mein Manifest"

B: "whore"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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