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philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

Philosoficated 

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.
Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”
Philosoficated by PaulXD October 2, 2021

Philosofizzled 

1. The experience of mental exhaustion which often follows a long period of reading, writing, or talking about philosophy, and perhaps having one's mind blown by the conclusions.

2. A state of mind in which one's mental resources are completely spent as a result of excessive philosophizing and therefore good philosophy is no longer possible (i.e. the refractory period between philosophical thoughts or discussions).
"I wrote that paper on Kant for five hours straight and now I'm completely philosofizzled. I need a nap."

"Let's continue this conversation later. We're not making sense anymore; we must be philosofizzled."
Philosofizzled by Timeforbed December 6, 2011

Tractatus Philosofickus 

"Nutte schweig still....."
German Rapper Schwartz Represents his fat cock and balls
A: "Tractatus Philosofickus mein Manifest"

B: "whore"
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026