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philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011
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Philosophyckle 

The tough point in a discussion when you have a thought stuck in your head but can not find the words to express it.
All you have to do to solve this equation is... oops, philosophyckle!
Philosophyckle by Phylosophyckle December 8, 2020

Philosofickle 

1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
The fine line between "freedom of religion" and "non-discrimination" is a philosofickle one.
Philosofickle by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015
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