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Philosoraptor 

A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
If actions are stronger than words,

(picture of Philosoraptor)

why is the pen mightier than the sword.
Philosoraptor by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009

philoscapy 

Pha-los-ka-pee
An unusually good day caused by nothing in particular
Dude 1: Everything has gone right today, man.
Dude 2: Lucky bitch, that sounds like a philoscapy.
philoscapy by VixyElizabeth October 23, 2012

philosoraptor 

The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
Quotes from philosoraptor

if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?

If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?

What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?

If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?

If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?

What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
philosoraptor by asillyp3rson December 21, 2013

philosorapper 

Kanye West and Kid Cudi are philosorappers.

philosical 

philosical-means that a person is being smart while being dumb.

"Don't stick your tounge in that light socket it's dangerous, let me do it." "you are philosical."
philosical by albert and sean November 11, 2007

Philosicario 

A sicario who is very philosophical on the matter of drugs, life and death.
mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.
Philosicario by Jitsulee April 7, 2020