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Philosicrap

Coming up with deep sh*t (philosophical phrase) whilst seated on the toilet taking a number 2.
Dude, I came up with some really interesting and thought provoking philosicrap just a few minutes ago.
by Philosocrapter May 13, 2013
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Philosoraptor

A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
If actions are stronger than words,

(picture of Philosoraptor)

why is the pen mightier than the sword.
by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009
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philoscapy

Pha-los-ka-pee
An unusually good day caused by nothing in particular
Dude 1: Everything has gone right today, man.
Dude 2: Lucky bitch, that sounds like a philoscapy.
by VixyElizabeth October 23, 2012
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philosoraptor

The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
Quotes from philosoraptor

if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?

If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?

What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?

If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?

If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?

What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
by asillyp3rson December 21, 2013
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philosorapper

Kanye West and Kid Cudi are philosorappers.
by educatedhobo May 10, 2011
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philosical

philosical-means that a person is being smart while being dumb.
"Don't stick your tounge in that light socket it's dangerous, let me do it." "you are philosical."
by albert and sean November 11, 2007
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Philosicario

A sicario who is very philosophical on the matter of drugs, life and death.
mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.
by Jitsulee April 7, 2020
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