Philosicrap
Dude, I came up with some really interesting and thought provoking philosicrap just a few minutes ago.
Philosicrap by Philosocrapter May 13, 2013
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Philosoraptor
A philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. It's commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor's head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
If actions are stronger than words,
(picture of Philosoraptor)
why is the pen mightier than the sword.
(picture of Philosoraptor)
why is the pen mightier than the sword.
Philosoraptor by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009
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philosoraptor
The smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor's smarter cousin. Recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it's time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. It is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
Quotes from philosoraptor
if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?
What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?
If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?
If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?
What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?
If guns don't kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast's toast?
What would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?
If kanye west stole the microphone,
is Taylor Swift really so swift?
If anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?
What does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
philosoraptor by asillyp3rson December 21, 2013
philosorapper
Kanye West and Kid Cudi are philosorappers.
philosorapper by educatedhobo May 10, 2011
philosical
philosical by albert and sean November 11, 2007
Philosicario
mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.
Philosicario by Jitsulee April 7, 2020
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